A 4-week mastermind for consumer founders launching in the next 30 days. Walk out with a plan to hit your first 100 — not someday, this quarter.
You leave with:
Secure your spot
One payment. You’re in. We kick off Tuesday, May 26.
Secure your spot — $396Limited cohort. $396 total — includes your Theanna membership.
What’s included in the $396
$396
Total · Includes Theanna membership
One payment of $396 covers the mastermind plus your first month of Theanna. Cancel Theanna anytime.
Who it’s for
You don’t have months to figure out customer acquisition. You need a plan ready for the day you go public.
Heads up: this mastermind is built for B2C / consumer products. The playbook here is community, content, and channel-driven acquisition — not enterprise sales.
Your product is real and almost ready. You’ve been heads-down, off the grid, and now it’s time to put it in front of people.
Public launch is imminent. You need a customer plan ready the day you hit publish — not a month after.
You’re done with podcasts and Twitter threads. You want what to do this week to get to 100.
4 sessions over 4 weeks. You commit to attending live or watching the recordings — and doing the work between them.
How we did it
Not paid ads. Not LinkedIn. Not cold outreach. Not a launch on Product Hunt. One channel — TikTok — posted relentlessly until the right founders found us.
That's the actual playbook I'm bringing into this mastermind: how to pick your one channel, what to post, how to talk about your product so people click, and how to turn views into paying customers.
Your channel might not be TikTok. The point is: one channel, executed ruthlessly, beats five half-built ones. We'll find yours together.
1
Channel that worked
100+
Paying customers
$0
Spent on paid ads
The 4 sessions
Define the exact customer profile worth chasing — and the ones to ignore.
Find the one acquisition channel that actually works for your business.
Package your product so the “yes” becomes obvious.
Leave with the exact strategies to execute — and the Theanna platform behind you.
What you leave with
You’ll exit the mastermind with the exact strategies we used to get our first 100 customers, the templates behind them, and ongoing support from the Theanna platform and community to actually execute.
One payment. You’re in. $396 total — includes your Theanna membership.
Secure your spot — $396 →Limited cohort · We kick off Tuesday, May 26